Tenuousness

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C                                                        Am
Tenuous at best was all he had to say when pressed about the rest of it 

the world that is
C
From proto-Sanskrit Minoans to Porto-centric Lisboans
Am
Greek Cypriots and and Hobis-hots 
                               C        Am
Who hang around in ports a lot uh huh

C
Here's where things start getting weird
                                             Am
While chinless men will scratch their beards u huh
C
Tool their minds to sharpened axes 
                        Am
Brush up on the Uralic syntaxes
G
Love of hate acts as an axis
                             Am
Love of hate acts as an axis uh huh
                            C      Am
First it wanes and then it waxes
                             C     Am
So procreate and pay your taxes

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Ten you us ness less seven comes to three
C                Am
Them you us plus eleven 
                                 G
Thank the heavens for their elasticity 
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And that's for those who live and die for astronomy

C             
When Coprophagia was writ, know when to stand know when to sit
Am                                                                      C
Can't stand to stand can't stand to sit and who would want to know this
                  Am
Click click click

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  Who wants to look upon this  
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  Who wants to look upon this, pray tell  
(X 2) 

G
Tenuousness less seven comes to three 
                                           Am
them you us plus eleven comes just shy of infinity 
                F                          C
And that's for those who live and die for numerology