Fuck Her Gently

D           F#m                       Em                        A(ii)
Dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do

D                   F#m              Em                    A(ii)
Sometimes you got to make some love, and fuckin giver some smooches too

Bm                  G        Bm                         G
Sometimes ya got to squeeze, sometimes ya got ta to say please

D                      A
Somtimes ya got to say hey

         D        F#m     Em                 A(ii)
Im gonna fuck you softly, im gonna screw you gently

         D        F#m      Em                A(ii)
Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretely

Bm                     G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers

D                A
And then you say wait a minute Sally

Bm            G
I think i got somethin in my teeth

          Em                 A
could you get it out for me, Thats fuckin teamwork

D                    F#m
What's your favorite posish? 

Em                              A(ii)
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.

D                    F#m
What's your favorite dish?

              Em                             A(ii)
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

Bm                          G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,

D                             A
and then I'll fuckin fuck you discretely, 

Bm                            G
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely. 

    D              Em   A   c     g           d   
But then I'm gonna fcukyou haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!